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I just felt like "hey! its time to use the httpd, too!" ;)

If you dont like a specific statement here, go fck a kitten.
Otherwise feel free to enjoy your stay here.

HAND, Ch3ka


How tough are NES Games?


Hacking Single Lens Reflex Cameras with Barcodes

Cool Stuff :D

The Elan/100, like its predecessor the 10/10s, works with an optional Barcode Reader E accessory. This was an experiment in simplifying the camera’s user interface for novices. Or, to be less charitable, an expensive gadget-driven idiot mode.


How to golf in python

Had some fun in c.l.py.
Given was:

def fizzbuzz(num):
> if num:
> if num % 15 is 0: return fizzbuzz(num-1) + 'fizzbuzz \n'
> elif num % 5 is 0: return fizzbuzz(num-1) + 'buzz \n'
> elif num % 3 is 0: return fizzbuzz(num-1) + 'fizz \n'
> else : return fizzbuzz(num-1) + ('%d \n' % num)
> return ''
> print fizzbuzz(100)

Since this was not funny enough, I wrote:
for i in range(1,101):print('','fizz')[not i%3]+('','buzz')[not i%5]or i

This works because not casts to bool and (True, False) == (1, 0).


Filmtipp

Weil wirs heute erst von Filmen hatten:

Wer "Postal" mochte, wird "War Inc" lieben.

Total bescheuerter Film. Also wirklich.
Minus 5 Sterne.

Aber so bescheuert er auch ist, er ist herrlich sarkastisch was die globale Situation angeht. Und dabei nur ein ganz klein bisschen überspitzt.

Im Gegensatz zu Postal hat die weibliche Begleitung auch keine Anzeichen starker Angewiedertheit gezeigt, aber das kann daran liegen dass es eine andere ist ;)


Radio Station called

I just got interrupted in my work by a call from a radio station.
It was a radio quiz and I was live on air - funny feeling.

They played a short audio sample of a movie and I had to guess the title of the movie.

Well, what should I say... I knew the title in the first two seconds because I heard "Verpasst du auch nem Mann ne Fussmassage?" - And that's of course the german wording in one of the best scenes in one of the best movies ever made - Pulp Fiction

Lucky me they picked this one ;) I won a CD and now... back to work :)


Today in c.l.py

On Wed, Mar 3, 2010 at 1:11 PM, mk wrote:
> >
> > Or I could make my life simpler and use global variable. :-)
> >
Ding ding ding!

90% of Design Patterns is making Java suck less.

Other languages don't necessarily suffer from Java's design flaws.

— -- Jonathan Gardner jgardner@jonathangardner.net


>>Are you all retarded? This is not facebook.<<

Yeah I know I'm fucking late.
Had stuff to do other than blogging since this came up.

>> it's real. We've determined by looking at our traffic stats that people are doing Google searches for "facebook login" and coming upon RWW. They see the FB Connect button and assume that RWW is the "new Facebook."

Sigh.

The Internet Is Hard.<<

The Article where it all started: http://www.readwriteweb.com/archives/facebook_wants_to_be_your_one_true_...


RANT: You are not a webdesigner

If you call yourself a webdesigner and cannot wrtite a page in pure HTML/CSS by hand, you lie. Period.
While this sounds harsh, its actually obvious: you need to know whats possible and how complex it is to implement what you design.

Yes, what you design looks good, but there is a reason that you've never seen tilted text with a drop shadow and a gradient on a website.

Yes, you can slice your psd and it will display in your browser, so obviously it is possible to implement what you design?
really? Think about it...
just look at the "code" you generate with this method.


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